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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Restricted jokes

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
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When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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