Samajh

vo kehte hai humse ki hum unhe samjate nahi I
aur hume gila ye hai ki hum unhe samjha nahi paate II

Restricted jokes

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
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When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Taare jameen pe

Today I saw movie Taare jameen pe. It was a nice attempt by aamir but i think that the film is lengthy look like a documentry film & not as per expectation. 1 hour is sufficient to give the message what aamir want to give parents & teachers. It won critical acclaim but will fail to do magic in box office. I feel content is weak & film is very slow. But overall message is good & i agree that not every child but every individual is special.

ek sher

Kuch hosh nahi rehta, kuch dhyaan nahi rehta

Insaan mohbbat mein insaan nahi rehta

Women & me (IInd)

For me women are full of surprises. You can never imagine wat they can demand from you. They are full of surprises. One thing common found in women is that she try to relates one person to another. In simple words* vo aksar ye kahti hai ki tum bilkul x ki tarah ho or ye ladki y jaisi lagti hai or kabhi kabhi vo aapka comparison jaanvoro se bhi kar dalti hai*. All the women are full of sensitivity. They use this thing according to their comfort. Sometimes she trys that she is vry practical & sensible in the world but in realty they r not wat they look. I m 25 now and I know that they are true friends compare to men. In short women r best friend & best enemy in the world. Vo aapko aasani se maaf nahi karti if you hurt them intentionally and put their best efforts to hurt u. An aggressive woman is always destructive compare to man. But generally women like creativiy and try to engage herself with creativity.

Women & me

just like others men i am also attracted towards the women. I respect the dignity of the women. As far as love is concerned i love my mother most and others come later. Sometimes one question stuns in my mind that was i in love in my life till now? & reply comes with no. This thing sometimes make me surprise on myself. For me love is a pure feeling above all from sex, money . Sometimes when i travel i saw some beauties in trains & buses. They attract me but they disappeared soon from my eyes. becoz they left their seats on their stations. ya its disappoint me & i wish kaash kuch dur aur saath chale. like others guys mere bhi kuch affiars huae hai but i don't like talk anyone as they r not in my life today. I always feel women r vry special feel for men.

picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

I am angry today, why & on whom, I don't know. Know i understand why SRK is angry in KANK?
In that movie SRK charecter narated to an irrateted & angry man. Main bhi aaj waisa hu,
lekin ku hu main nahin janata? Kabhi Kabhi aadami ko bevajah choti choti baaton pe gussa aane
lagta hai baad mein vo sochta hai ki yaar pata nahin gussa ku aaya... Par shayad mere gusse
ki vajah hai. Main apni padai 2005 mein complete kar chuka hu & i started my carrer after this
But problem is that abhi tak kuch settle nahi hua hai, Life mein koi stability nahin hai
aapna kuch business start karne ki sochta hu toh paise nahin hain, job karene ki sochta hu
to dekhta hu jis field mein interest hai wahan pe opporunity kafi limited hai aur abhi kuch
wait karna pad sakta hai.aur mujhe gussa isliye aata hai ki main bhi kuch karna chahta hu aur
main bhagwaan to hu nahin ki sab kuch meri wishes ke accordings ho.Khair koi baat nahin,
This is the rule of nature that all days are not same & after night there is a definate
morning. ek baat aur kuch din pahle OM SHANTI OM dekhi, Film toh bekar thi but srk ki acting
aur ek dialogue bahut pasand aaya...........................

Hamari jindgi bhi filmon ki tarah hoti hai, jisme end tak sab kuch theek ho hi jaata hai
aur agar sab kuch theek na ho, toh vo end nahi,
picture abhi baaki hai mere dost......baaki hai

why people do this?

My sister shifted from chennai to noida. She & my B.I.L. ( brother in law) hires a movers & packers company for their lugagges. But after 20 days they didn't receive their luggage. the owner of the company intially misguided them & now they came to know that their luggage is even today in Chennai. They already payed for the charges and now he is demanding more. I don't understand why people do this & cheats others.......I hate these type of people. These types of people are curse to our society. I hope GOD remove them soon from the world.

Roti

Today i m seeing a movie DEEWAR where Shashi Kapoor fires on a boy who is stealing roti for his family. It is a very touchy scene for me. When shashi kapoor realized that he made mistake, he go to the family of the boy with food. But when boy's mother heared that shashi shoots her son for 1 roti, she cries& throw the food. She says police only shoots poor & helpless people not rich & powerful. Ya she is so true. This film made in 1975 & now is 2007. But situation is same. This film seems so realistic even today.

Life

Now-a-days for me life is very difficult to understand & I am enjoying this phase of life. Sometimes in life u never know what is happening around u? U don't know what will happen next moment? All things are out of control.At this time GOD is very near to u. He gives the direction to your life and u enjoy his company very much. At this point life take a major turn and suddenly u will get something that is unbelivable & unachivable for u. Ur near & dear frnds amused by that & u got success in ur life. So don't loose hope ever. Enjoy the life in the arms of god & love him ever.

Is India really Shining?

Is India really Shining?

1.Farmers are commiting susides due to poverty.
2. Per person income capita income in UP Rs.550 per month & in orrisa Rs. 350 per month.
3.Film industry are suffering from huge loss this year.
4.There is 10% decline in IT industry from last year.
5. Today there is a disscussion on TV that financial sector need finance for development but have limited options.